October 2011
When I See My Friend With The Person They Like
simplyrujaine:
When i’m in school:
“Im going to sleep as soon as I get home” When I get home:
Es triste amar sin ser amado, pero más triste es...
I'm a Holiday Virgin.
Never had a New Year’s Kiss.
Never had a Valentine Kiss.
Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day.
Never had a Valentine.
Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
Never been taken out during Christmas.
Click here if you’re awkward!
I hate it when old men stare at you. →
totally-relatable:
They’re all like:
And you’re like:
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When you find out your mom's friend has a son... →
10knotes:
is he cute??
intoamonster:
i just see people saying: 2 weeks, 2 months, 10 months, 1 year, since i saw paramore live and i’m just like: 16 years since i saw paramore live…i mean never!
i can’t die yet! at least you can die happy knowing that you went to a paramore’s concert!
Dear vending machines, →
Sorry if my dollars aren’t straight enough for you.
Sincerely,
Stop Being so Homophobic.
What did the two oceans say to each other? →
Nothing.
they
just
waved
"Hey, did you get a haircut?"
No, I dyed the tips invisible.
How kids dance today... →
How I danced when I was their age:
How I dance now:
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