When I See My Friend With The Person They Like
When i’m in school: “Im going to sleep as soon as I get home” When I get home:
Es triste amar sin ser amado, pero más triste es...
I'm a Holiday Virgin.
Never had a New Year’s Kiss. Never had a Valentine Kiss. Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day. Never had a Valentine. Never had a kiss under the mistletoe. Never been taken out during Christmas. Click here if you’re awkward!
I hate it when old men stare at you. →
totally-relatable: They’re all like: And you’re like: Follow Totally-Relatable for the funniest and most relatable posts.
When you find out your mom's friend has a son... →
10knotes: is he cute??
intoamonster: i just see people saying: 2 weeks, 2 months, 10 months, 1 year, since i saw paramore live and i’m just like: 16 years since i saw paramore live…i mean never! i can’t die yet! at least you can die happy knowing that you went to a paramore’s concert!
Dear vending machines, →
Sorry if my dollars aren’t straight enough for you. Sincerely, Stop Being so Homophobic.
What did the two oceans say to each other? →
Nothing. they just waved
"Hey, did you get a haircut?"
No, I dyed the tips invisible.
How kids dance today... →
How I danced when I was their age: How I dance now: click here if you’re awkward